Today

Today is rainy, it drips from the sky. When I awoke at 4am for my usual scream I thought my upstairs neighbor was showering. But, it was the rain. I returned to slumber.

I never shower. It is a terrible waste of resources. Baths, too, waste - and are disgusting. Despite the use of a bottle brush in such maneuvers, the promise of cleanliness post-defecation is often broken. That is what you sit in, in a bath tub.

I use my bathtub for gin, like a normal person.

I mayhap have a tale to tell you later this week. Or I will shrink back into the electronic wilderness for an untold length of time once more.

Ads

I have taken the precaution of placing ads around the site. The reason is two-fold: First, I want your money. Or someone's money. If there is money, and it is not mine, I would like it to be.

Second, and most important, I hate people. Even the idea of congregating together amidst the electronic ether of the Interweb fills me with shame that I might brush the anbaric skin of another human being. From what I understand, the normies find advertisements abhorrent.

Job. Done.